Trade Report : 

Jesus Christ Return: Bet $98,400 to Profit $3,993 — Worth It?

FAZES1MPLE   (0x13414a77a4be48988851c73dfd824d0168e70853)
PolyMarket : Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?
$98,399.89
Trade Amount
SELL No
Trade Side
0.961
Entry Price
Time

FAZES1MPLE placed $98,399.89 SELL No on Polymarket, betting on "Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?" at odds 0.961 (market gives 96.1% probability). Total market volume $57,806,909.715, 24h volume $217,952.989, heat level: Active.

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Odds Analysis: No at 0.961

No odds at 0.961, market gives 96.1% chance
No
96.2%
Yes
3.9%
Risk/reward ratio 0:1
If correct, $98,399.89 becomes $102,392.89 (profit $3,993)
If wrong, loses $98,400

Analysis of This Trade AI_GEN

Someone just dropped $98,400 betting Jesus Christ *won't* return before 2027. For a princely $3,993 profit. Over 256 days. Talk about a low-stakes gamble on the apocalypse.

This whale swooped in after some digital "declaration of faith" on April 18, 2026, scooping up easy pennies from retail sentiment. A 96.1% implied probability for "No"? Groundbreaking. Even the "Yes" whales are just market makers, not actual believers.

With a 5.78% annualized yield, this isn't exactly divine intervention for your portfolio. It's a glorified savings account, locking up capital for 256 days with smart contract risk. Barely beats T-bills. Next time, aim for a miracle, not a rounding error.

Market Context: Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?Market Page →

Total Volume
$57,806,909.715
24h Volume
$217,952.989
Heat
Active
End Date
2026-12-31
Created
2025-11-25
Holders
10

Resolution Rules (Original)

Rules Explained AI_GEN

Conditions

This market resolves to 'Yes' if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, it resolves to 'No' if the event does not occur by that specific date and time.

Timeline

The event in question must take place on or before December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET, which serves as the hard deadline for the market's outcome.

Source

The final determination of whether The Second Coming of Jesus Christ has occurred will be made based on a consensus reached among credible sources.

Special Cases

Not specified in the rules.

Common Mistakes

A common misunderstanding might arise from the subjective nature of defining 'The Second Coming of Jesus Christ' and what constitutes its 'occurrence', as these terms are not explicitly defined in the rules.

Twitter Sentiment Analysis

Search Keywords for Twitter: Jesus Christ, Second Coming, Jesus Return

Relevant tweets: 23

Market Sentiment Summary AI_GEN

Jesus' 2027 return market? Pure meme fuel. @ObedArchimedes' "🚨 BREAKING NEWS" is faith-farming, not market-moving intel. No new scrolls, just ancient wisdom from @LLinWood and the Pope. @JesusisChristX isn't predicting, it's farming clicks like it's 2007 Facebook.

Mark April 18, 2026: a Twitter storm of "Jesus is Lord" posts, not a Second Coming date. Automated traders, beware: your bots might misinterpret "🚨 BREAKING NEWS" as a *real* catalyst. Don't get caught buying "Yes" on a prayer.

Whales, betting "No" is safer than a Vatican vault, but the yield is thinner than a communion wafer. Opportunity cost is the real devil. Avoid locking liquidity for years. This market is for novelty, not net worth.

KOL — High Relevance (1)

KOL@ObedArchimedesverified135,290 flwQ:4/5newsbullish
The tweet declares that Jesus Christ is coming again, presented as 'breaking news'.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ is coming again https://t.co/kXPvsmoenI
158,543 views709 rt21,463 likesER:0.2635RR:1.2Source: X/Twitter

KOL — Medium Relevance (10)

KOL@GodlyNationsverified156,748 flwQ:2/5emotionneutral
My faith is NOT a joke. My God is NOT a myth. JESUS CHRIST IS KING! ✝️ If you stand with Him and love Jesus with all your heart, type AMEN below and let the world see! https://t.co/NSQOh6n5ZO
19,431 views295 rt1,875 likesER:0.0496RR:0.1Source: X/Twitter
KOL@JesusisChristXverified18,115 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet asks users if they believe Jesus Christ is God.
Do you believe Jesus Christ is God? A. Yes B. No https://t.co/IyVNWvtyru
104,135 views493 rt11,733 likesER:1.1920RR:5.8Source: X/Twitter
KOL@JesusisChristXverified18,115 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet suggests that being 'under the blood of Jesus Christ' is the safest place to be.
The safest place to be right now is under the blood of Jesus Christ. Do agree with me? https://t.co/ARfSwJA3In
5,659 views43 rt973 likesER:0.1012RR:0.3Source: X/Twitter
KOL@LLinWoodverified747,379 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet poses a theological question about whether Jesus Christ kept Apostle John alive to record Revelation, emphasizing that no man can stop God's will.
Did Jesus Christ keep Apostle John alive in earth until His will for John’s life was done and John could record what he saw and heard at Patmos in Revelation??? No man can stop God’s will from being done in the lives of those who truly believe in Jesus Christ that He is the Son of God and resurrected from the grave. I did not see the resurrected Christ. Yet, I know He resurrected from the dead ...
2,345 views5 rt35 likesER:0.0002RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
KOL@JesusisChristXverified18,115 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet asks users if they would shake hands with Jesus Christ if given the chance.
Be completely honest! If you had the chance,would you shake hands with Jesus Christ? A.Yes B. No https://t.co/cgVOZTMKXo
103,140 views671 rt11,929 likesER:1.3993RR:5.7Source: X/Twitter
KOL@JesusisChristXverified18,115 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet asks users if they have faith in Jesus Christ.
Do you have faith in Jesus Christ ?? Be honest A. No B. Yes https://t.co/mSNhSUfQDI
492 views6 rt68 likesER:0.0104RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
KOL@ForgiatoBlow47verified324,904 flwQ:2/5emotionneutral
I am absolutely convinced that Jesus Christ lived, died, and rose again. He is King of kings, Son of God, Savior of the world!
21,546 views269 rt2,624 likesER:0.0246RR:0.1Source: X/Twitter
KOL@DearS_o_nverified1,553,455 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet describes Jesus Christ as the best example of masculinity, embodying self-control, forgiveness, patience, sacrifice, love, leadership, ambition, and responsibility.
Jesus Christ is the best example of masculinity in a man. Self-control, forgiveness, patience, sacrifice, love, leadership, ambition, responsibility.
70,884 views892 rt5,418 likesER:0.0150RR:0.1Source: X/Twitter
KOL@SkyVirginSonverified75,218 flwQ:2/5emotionneutral
Don’t scroll past this today, this message is for you. Comment “Amen” if you believe Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life! ✝️ https://t.co/shfJsW4uCa
28,540 views319 rt3,888 likesER:0.1365RR:0.4Source: X/Twitter
KOL@poperespecter1verified43,609 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet quotes Pope Leo stating that Jesus Christ is the source of hope and has sent followers to spread the good news of his saving pascal mystery.
"The source of our hope is Jesus Christ and he has sent his followers in every age to bring the good news of his saving pascal mystery to the entire world." - Pope Leo https://t.co/5Fl6RLUGBV
32,174 views406 rt3,038 likesER:0.2559RR:0.7Source: X/Twitter

Retail — Medium Relevance (10)

RETAIL@AntraDeserti13 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet references the power and coming of Jesus Christ, stating that early followers were eyewitnesses of his majesty.
@KarolineGosling when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty. For he received honor and glory from God the Father when the voice came to him from the Majestic Glory, saying, 'This is my beloved Son, with whom I am well pleased.'
0 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@JesusisChristXverified18,115 flwQ:2/5opinionneutral
The tweet asks users if they believe the Pope is the earthly representative of Christ.
Do you think the pope is the earthly representative of Christ? A. YES B. NO https://t.co/VLooW5jBHn
2,222 views5 rt55 likesER:0.0086RR:0.1Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@nocontxtirl142 flwQ:1/5opinionneutral
The author states their faith is in Jesus Christ, distinct from Christianity as a religion.
My faith isn't Christianity, my faith is in Jesus Christ, know the difference
0 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@expartymemberverified3,546 flwQ:1/5opinionneutral
The tweet discusses family members' involvement with the elderly and questions whether Jesus' Jewish siblings accepted him as Christ.
@Xtopher_Uzo Check out senior living, check out memory care facilities, most family members have nothing to do with their elderly. You are assuming Jesus' Jewish siblings gs accepted Him as Christ and weren't in the crowd wanting Him dead
1 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@AntraDeserti13 flwQ:1/5opinionneutral
The tweet quotes a biblical passage stating that denying Jesus as the Christ is characteristic of the antichrist.
@KarolineGosling “Who is the liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, he who denies the Father and the Son. Whoever denies the Son does not have the Father; whoever confesses the Son has the Father also.”
0 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@OldSchool1000608 flwQ:1/5opinionneutral
The tweet states that many are driven by gratitude for salvation through faith in Christ Jesus.
@D_Preacher_1 That's obviously not true of everyone as many are driven by gratitude for their salvation and deliverance from hell through their faith in Christ Jesus.
1 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@LFC_Irawo673 flwQ:1/5opinionneutral
The tweet describes children being shaped to become more like Christ through spiritual growth.
As children are brought into God’s presence, they are shaped to become more like Christ in every way, growing into lives of purpose and fulfillment that please the Lord because Jesus delights in little children. . #lfcirawo #WinnersChapelIrawo #SundayService #ChildrenDepartment https://t.co/qsEeTDg7Sz
0 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@Bot_iam23222,039 flwQ:1/5emotionneutral
@Lalann80 @Unitedfrui52042 @JamesHu27192912 @TuckerDawn75386 Omg ai video Jesus Christ help us!! Christ is King @Unitedfrui52042 is a 🤡
1 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@Somi_Nduna2,326 flwQ:1/5opinionneutral
The tweet suggests that many marriages lack submission to God through Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit, hindering their proper function.
There's no submission to God through Jesus Christ & the Holy Spirit in many marriages, today. How can any marriage work as it should without following the manufacturer of marriage's instructions? Psalm 127:1 "Unless the Lord builds a house, the work of the builders is wasted.”
0 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.0Source: X/Twitter
RETAIL@Didi23215413 flwQ:1/5newsneutral
Jesus Christ was called Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
@CSLewisDaily He was called Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
1 views0 rt0 likesER:0.0000RR:0.1Source: X/Twitter

Top Whale Positions in This Market

10 position holders in this market. Showing top 10. 6 of 10 hold Yes positions. Largest position: 0.18 shares. 10 profitable, 0 at loss.

#AddressSideAvg PriceCurr PriceSizePnL
10x48185887c8dc95de60ee89722f1d0ee7894cbf0bYes0.03850.03850.01+$126,238.67
20xc2dc82eb2481bfcd0131bfefc4988b4c4e8e9c9cNo0.50000.96150.01+$77,018.16
30xdf17f4a8dd01a4cfa6fc3da323a2baee5f8697d1Yes0.03890.03850+$76,903.23
40x0c3e65c785df3d739b0c9f9fe8bcc05477fc502cYes0.03800.03850+$54,977.9
50xdfea0aa5424ca70356f4bbc509f9e83ea67e47b7No0.50000.96150.18+$48,165.67
60xb48ef6deecd526c0974c35e1f7b5c3bbd12fa144No0.95990.96150.01+$46,961.74
70x6bcd48f75827ddb6f965f7d96727e10adc3406b9Yes0.03800.03850+$38,251.26
80x9cd5612308098866b7bb4b1634ec86cc5428ed17No0.96190.96150+$36,624.32
90x2f6e3eeb3d4dc2127ff47367e7b4529bed427d46Yes0.03900.03850+$29,917.53
100x299dc7ab7b6d7d413311c10464e6349d08b7fe89Yes0.03800.03850+$28,181.88
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